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A woman  takes a lover home during the day while her  husband is at  work.
Her 9-year  old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom  closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home.  She puts
her lover in  the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there  already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man  says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'

Man -  'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No,  thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how  much?'

Boy - '$250.'

A few weeks later, it happens again  that the boy and the lover are in the
closet  together..

Boy -  'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have sand  wedge.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,   'How much?'

Boy - '$750.'

Man - 'Sold.'

                         

A few  days later, the boy's father says to the boy,  'Grab your sand  wedge
and golf  ball.  Let's go outside and have some  short game practice.'   

The boy  says, 'I can't.  I sold my ball and sand wedge, Dad.'

The  father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'

Boy -  '$1,000.'


The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge  your friends like that. That is
far more  than those two things cost.  I'm  going to take you to church  and
make you  confess.'
                                   
                           


They go to the church and the father makes the   little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the  door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says,  'Don't start that shit with me again. You're in my closet  now!